jacob

1. (jacob) (5073↑, 2283↓)

romantic and very loving person vary kind hearted a fighter and a lover bold has anger issues often falls for girls easy but gets over them well never scared of anybody and loves loves loves sports

jacob is the sweetest most kind hearted guy i have ever met said brittney.

Author: i grew up in the suberbs http://jacob.urbanup.com/3303986

2. (Jacob) (2962↑, 1716↓)

A guy who is awesomely cool, and perfect in every way. Flowers bloom where he walks, and people pay him just to look at them.

"Hey, is that God's brother? Nope, it's Jacob."

Author: joesmoe http://jacob.urbanup.com/2280832

3. (Jacob) (2092↑, 890↓)

A Jacob is perfect in every single way. He's a gentleman, he's smart, funny, incredibly gorgeous, silly, and mature. He knows just what to say and just when to say it and is the kind of guy you want to spend the rest of your life with. Every time you look at him your heart stops beating and you cant breath and then he looks at you and suddenly your heart is going a mile a minute and you're breathing so hard you're afraid that your chest may explode. He's an angel.

Sally: Hi Jacob\!\! Jacob: Hi Sally :] *Sally melts into a little puddle of unbelievable happiness*

Author: alwaysandforever0421 http://jacob.urbanup.com/4109990

4. (jacob) (2363↑, 1382↓)

undefinable, indescriable lad.

I am so in love with Jacob.

Author: gabigabbygabi http://jacob.urbanup.com/1313354

5. (Jacob) (779↑, 400↓)

A really cool person who can be very pleasing in every way possible. Uses the words "Love" and "Sweetie" all the time, but only because he is a Romantic.

Jacob: "Hello sweetie" Person: "You must be a Jacob" :)

Author: KatiexKilljoy http://jacob.urbanup.com/3878388

6. (Jacob) (649↑, 315↓)

*a veryyy hot,beautiful,perfect looking guy *smooth with his words,so percise *falls for girls hard but gets over them easily *loves ACTION sports *adored by girls *not very much liked by X gfs *guys get jealous of him easy *has anger issues(high tempered)

A: whos ur bf B:jacob\!\! A: OMG u lucky bitch\!\!\!

Author: born2ride http://jacob.urbanup.com/4040449

7. (jacob) (380↑, 171↓)

is the sweetest guy you may every meet, he knows what to say and when to say it. he has most beautiful eyes;easy to get lost in. he is very easy to fall in love with. he is rarely known to break your heart. he can make you stop in you tracks and watch him walk by. when you see him all you can do is smile. is reslly good at a lot of things. he is known to make you feel lke the most beauiful person in the world. he wont ever understand why you love him as much as you do even if he says he does he really doesnt. he'll never make you do something you dont want to. and he is always the first one to apologize. he'll never lie, and he'll tell you what he thinks. he is just amazing. he is a really good friend. he is really funny someone to keep you laughing. he is the one you'll pick over your own boyfriend, even if your madly in love with your bofriend. jacob is maybe one of the most perfect guys in the word\! you'll fall right in love with him the minute you see him.

girl:jacob\! jacob: hey i was just thinking about you\! girl:what about me? jacob:just you. i wanted to talk to you just thinking about you.

Author: emily(: http://jacob.urbanup.com/4749580

8. (jacob) (669↑, 591↓)

another term used for [bling]. also known as [Jacob the jewler] who supplies diamonds to rappers and celebrities who then advertising it in their songs. other famous jewelers include [Beth] and [Ice Man]

"you got that jacob on your neck" Tony Yayo song 'project princess' "I take you to see Jacob Beth in Jersey, you know, Ice Man in L.A You don't even know who I'm talkin about They all jewelers baby, heheheh Five karats, three karats, one karat Or maybe a cubic zirconium" Jayz song "girl's best friend" "I took ya outta Jacob's in clusters" Kanye West's song 'diamonds are forever' (remix) with jayz "When I speak of Diamonds in this song I ain't talkin bout the ones that be glown I'm talkin bout Rocafella, my home, my chain These ain't conflict diamonds,is they Jacob? don't lie to me man"

Author: fabnkara http://jacob.urbanup.com/1859172

9. (Jacob) (12↑, 19↓)

A guy who is is really tall and blond, and also has ridicuously big feet. Size 14. He's really funny and goofy.. And he will be your friend for a while until he stops talking to you for no reason. He also likes to lie.

Girl 1: Was Jacob your friend? Girl 2: yeah, but one day he stopped talking to me.

Author: Lalala122345678910 http://jacob.urbanup.com/6339061

10. (Jacob) (19↑, 30↓)

Very popular name, but can also mean stupid or idiotic.

That kid was such a Jacob. When he drew that picture of the [submarine]he put wheels on it\! [SMH] After [school] got out and everyone screamed [weekend], I realized I was a Jacob for finally finding out it was [Friday].

Author: $yd http://jacob.urbanup.com/6324760

11. (Jacob) (5↑, 16↓)

A large fanboy of sonic and who loves to play as girl pixels.

You like sonic? LOL your such a jacob. "Man that girl raped in a 1vs1." "That's not a girl that's a jacob"

Author: DeezNutsNigga http://jacob.urbanup.com/6237266

12. (jacob) (12↑, 23↓)

long haired,skater dude who likez 2 play the guitar,[smarty pantz] kinda guy,laughz often,lovez scary moviez,doesnt get bored easily,wearz skinny jeanz bt [not] gay haha:),n likez to listen to tdwp \<3 =D

jacob :)

Author: musiclover26 http://jacob.urbanup.com/5867049

13. (Jacob) (9↑, 21↓)

seems nice on the outside but then you get to know him. ignores you. not a gentlemen. not romantic or good looking in any way. horrible and mean. hes nice to strangers. helpful. and okay looking. short may be tall on rare ocassions. may have six pack if he is jacob black.

Sally: why wont you answer your text Jacob: sorry i was busy..... ex 2 person: i need help carrying stuff jacob: ill help

Author: george logan http://jacob.urbanup.com/6337071

14. (Jacob) (52↑, 81↓)

A Jacob is a person that has intercourse with random objects. The ones that he enjoys most are shoes, blenders and wardrobes. Although Jacobs may deny it, they are indian. You can tell this from the dot above his head. He gets erections only when he sees a milf. On special occasions, he inserts moose antlers into his rectal zone.

Steven: Oh look it's Jacob\! Mitchell: Ok. I had better not let him see my mum. He might get a boner. Steven: Yeah good idea. I had better put this moose somewhere where he cannot see it. Jacob: Did somebody say "moose"?

Author: Leigh Crawford http://jacob.urbanup.com/5826945

15. (Jacob) (22↑, 52↓)

A fat dwarf-midgit who is a tranny with a 5mm penis

That Jacob is so cool

Author: gyhippo http://jacob.urbanup.com/6026788

16. (Jacob) (21↑, 51↓)

Someone who doesn't talk much but sends over 20'000 texts a month. Usually tall,blond and wants to be [emo]... (which doesn't really work out so well. A TOTAL webtrovert.

Tarrie: Hey Jake, what's up? Jacob: *shrugs* Tarrie: *texts* Heyy... wuzup? Jacob *texts back* Nm u? long time, no talk... eh?

Author: thecabbagechiccas http://jacob.urbanup.com/5935175

17. (Jacob) (38↑, 68↓)

An inconsiderate asshole who slaps women, and emotionally beats people. He doesn't care about anyone but himself, and is probably gay. He cuts himself for attention and drinks too much coffee. He is exceptionally prone to occasional bouts of manopause, and never showers, washes his clothes, or wears deoderant. Also, did I mention he never brushes his teeth? NASTY. All and all, he's just a bad guy.

Oh nothing... Just Jacob, yano?

Author: OperationMJC http://jacob.urbanup.com/5803636

18. (Jacob) (23↑, 55↓)

A male who rapes his dog and also has no chance with women because he dumped his girlfriend because she wouldnt give him a blowjob, Also has no skill in the xbox 360 gaming realm but boasts about his great skill , Cheats off monty in maths tests and is an all round fuck head .

Practaly a tank kid Jack : jacob is totally a tank kid Collin : I know he is also a big douchebag

Author: Sexygaynoob http://jacob.urbanup.com/6105417

19. (Jacob) (21↑, 54↓)

An ugly kid who thinks hes all tight and gagsta just because he has an eight pack, so he goes around calling girls fat but then asking for their love the next second, and trying to get in their pants the next. He also enjoys being a cheater face. And threatening to kill himself (sucide).

Jacob:"Cassandra I love you don't leave me\! I'd kill myself if I didnt have you\!" "I'm sorry but I cant trust you after what you did with Rachael." Jacob:"UGHHH I HATE MY LIFE FML DIE DEATH DESTRUCTION your fat."

Author: Waka Flocka Dames http://jacob.urbanup.com/5970655

20. (jacob) (19↑, 52↓)

weird guy who was punched in the face BY justin beiber. now lives under a rock with a man named rick who, coincidentally, is not weird at all. go figure.

who's that guy? oh, him? that's jacob. is he the guy that justin beiber punched in the face? the very same. ha. sucks to be him.

Author: applesoft http://jacob.urbanup.com/5948649

21. (Jacob) (36↑, 69↓)

An asshole who doesn't know how to treat girls, and someone who looks like a rat and is obsessed with gay bikes and dirt bikes \!\!

A rat named Jacob

Author: Partysoccer18002 http://jacob.urbanup.com/5930684

22. (Jacob) (19↑, 52↓)

A Person who is a [douchebag] and a waste of space. Very self-conceded and likes to steal everyone's things. Has no friends at all and likes to stalk everyone

Guy 1:"Hey did you meet that new kid?" Guy 2:"Yeah he's such a Jacob, wouldn't suprised if that was his name"

Author: Definatore http://jacob.urbanup.com/5848333

23. (Jacob) (31↑, 64↓)

Blue eyes, usually blonde, smells delicious, but over-all a weird kid. He tends to compare dicks with all of his friends. And he likes to play tag naked. Makes weird noises, and always has boogers.

bob: hey\! george: be right back - *starts running naked* bob: wow, that kids such a jacob...

Author: george blues http://jacob.urbanup.com/5738721

24. (jacob) (147↑, 180↓)

jacob: too check someones oil while wrestling them. or the finger another guys asshole for enjoyment.

yo dont be his friend he might jacob you.

Author: hntr http://jacob.urbanup.com/5204890

25. (Jacob) (35↑, 69↓)

A very interesting guy who loves [windmills], throws away a lot of trash, hes sweet & nice but can be very [bizarre] at times.He can get away with doing very weird things because nobody questions his motives. If you are a Jacob you love to [snowboard] and buy a lot of ski jackets. All Jacobs wear lime green and purple stripes and love to play soccer but like laccrosse better. They might love christmas cookies even though they are jewish and may wear pants that dont flatter theyre figure, but all in all if you are the only exception to his heart, you are a very lucky girl.

Why the hell is he running down the hallway in a superman cape? Ohh hes probably a Jacob

Author: astabgurl http://jacob.urbanup.com/5535273

26. (jacob) (127↑, 171↓)

a freakishly tall young man. horrific at basketball and cant grab rebounds for his life but loves shooting even more horrific three pointers.

jacob's crazy ass took one step in from half court and threw up the ugliest looking shot known to man.

Author: rhymes with piano http://jacob.urbanup.com/3834362

27. (jacob) (153↑, 199↓)

guy who gives off a rapist and racist vibe

look at that guy lurking in the bushes, he's gonna jacob that girl

Author: nessi of the loc http://jacob.urbanup.com/4509692

28. (Jacob) (319↑, 365↓)

1. One who is characterized by foolishness or a lack of common sense. 2. a)One who habitually ruins jokes by attempting to build upon them with tired puns and witticisms. b) A person who often makes remarks intended to be humorous, but fails to do so by fumbling the delievery.

After Tom made a bad joke, we stopped him from telling another one by calling him a Jacob.

Author: Ian Relihan http://jacob.urbanup.com/1314095

29. (Jacob) (40↑, 97↓)

1: A total Douche-Bag. 2: A guy that totally sucks in every way possible. 3: Someone who secretly won't admit they are gay. 4: Virgin.

Dude you are such a Jacob\!

Author: The Gay Pirates http://jacob.urbanup.com/5509682

30. (Jacob) (161↑, 219↓)

A creeper . One of the creepiest people you will ever meet in your life.

HE'S SUCH A JACOB \! He's staring at us \!

Author: BaabyBruhh11 http://jacob.urbanup.com/4463741

31. (Jacob) (22↑, 83↓)

A gay rain forest animal in the amazon

Aldo: dude is that a wild animal.... RUN\!\! Franklin: relax it's a Jacob it only prays for gay man

Author: bigboy here http://jacob.urbanup.com/5490659

32. (Jacob) (141↑, 202↓)

1.An adult male that is not necessarily gay, but very effeminate. 2. A homosexual male who refuses to come out of the closet.

It's weird that Jacob has a girlfriend, because he's wearing a skirt and high heels\! Person 1: Jacob might as well come out of the closet, I caught him in bed with another guy. Person 2: Really? But he told me he hates fags\! Person 1: Well, he is one.

Author: honeysucklenightmare http://jacob.urbanup.com/4048415

33. (Jacob) (127↑, 190↓)

a person who is a complete failing man slut who pushes people away as soon as befriending them. rude, loud, annoying with pointless puns which arnt funny, and trys to get with girls who are well know for one of their friends likeing them as more than a friend. a complete FAIL

hey stay away from him, he's a Jacob he might try and get your girlfriend. i hate him, he's a total Jacob, annoying, load, and not funny at all

Author: benvolioajk http://jacob.urbanup.com/3875889

34. (Jacob) (136↑, 200↓)

A loser with not a lot of friends who hangs out in the back coner and talks to his testicles named ben and jim\!

That kid is being such a Jacob\!

Author: Gregory Jay http://jacob.urbanup.com/4311813

35. (Jacob) (123↑, 189↓)

The dumbest, meanest guy you will ever meet. if you met a Jacob run far far away.

Girl:Omg look it's Jacob Girl 2: Omg run\!

Author: Taylor\!:) http://jacob.urbanup.com/3954816

36. (jacob) (114↑, 188↓)

a boy that is very immature && will date anything that walks. loves long relationships with anyone that he can get. usually anorexic & doesnt brush his hair. he also is gross and has nigger lips.

Guy: whos that fat ugly bitch dating? Other guy: jacob\!

Author: liciakaymego http://jacob.urbanup.com/4193733

37. (Jacob) (128↑, 203↓)

Gay man who's favorite thing to do to men, is give the blow-job. This man loves men with an especially big penis

Jacob gives the man a huge blow-job.

Author: international-dictionaryyy http://jacob.urbanup.com/3482007

38. (jacob) (124↑, 230↓)

noun- a really disgusting dude with acne and chest hair. looks like frankie muniz once had a really hot girlfriend but he got so annoying at summer gym that she dumped his ass. his favorite ice cream is mint chocolate chip.

fred: hey mark whats your favorite ice cream? mark: mint chocolate chip\!\!\! fred: you are such a jacob\!

Author: geebdnanow http://jacob.urbanup.com/3266026

39. (jacob) (267↑, 375↓)

someone who tries really hard to be funny and popular, but in the end just makes real stupid jokes that noone laughs at. also a douchebag, and can take what he gives out. total attention whore

Person 1: hey, guys Jacob: OOOhhhh\! OOOOhh\! lookit me\! i said "hey guys"\! oooh\! im special and cool\! oh, wow, im so popular person 1: Cool it, dude jacob: oh wow\! you told me to "cool it"\! oooh im so threatened\! wow\! person 2: dude your being a douche jacob: you know what, shutup, ok? your the real douche person 2: whatever. your a dick head antoine: ( arriving)hey guys jacob: oh hi aintoine\! i love you\! mind if i follow you around at lunch a little bit?

Author: carmen winslot http://jacob.urbanup.com/2811299

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Last updated: 2012.03.01